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The Inspired Unemployed

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Welcome to the world according to The Inspired Unemployed: hosted by two best mates Matt and Jack who can’t quite believe their luck. It’s completely ridiculous, honest and always fun. Make sure you’re in on the jokes, drama and hi jinx every Wednesday! Submit your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener and follow the show antics at @theinspiredunemployedpod or watch full episodes at our YouTube channel https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast .

Welcome to the world according to The Inspired Unemployed: hosted by two best mates Matt and Jack who can’t quite believe their luck. It’s completely ridiculous, honest and always fun. Make sure you’re in on the jokes, drama and hi jinx every Wednesday! Submit your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener and follow the show antics at @theinspiredunemployedpod or watch full episodes at our YouTube channel https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast .

Falcon Gives Jack an Intervention

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Falcon Gives Jack an Intervention 03 Nov 2026

The boys are fresh off a trip to Bali celebrating their travel company Arrival’s birthday, but not everyone was on their best behaviour. Falc’s has decided it’s time to stage an intervention over some of Jack’s questionable hosting antics, calling in Dom, Happy Allan and Lucy Jackson to provide some damning evidence via voicemail. Then, a hilarious DM prompts Lulu and the boys to revisit some of their most awkward sexual encounters, before Lulu shares a truly rattling story from one very unfortunate night six years ago. Finally, in the DMs, the boys discover that their beloved listener name, ‘The Board Members’, is already being used by the Swag On The Beat podcast. Rather than risk a lawsuit (or a charity boxing match), they decide to pivot and put it to a public vote. Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/) Send us your stories (https://bit.ly/inspired-listener) at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube (https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast) at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast .

Would You Let Your Girlfriend Live With This Guy? 27 Oct 2026

We all have those weird little habits and rituals that for some reason we HAVE to do. Whether it’s tapping a can before opening it, avoiding cracks in the pavement or dodging signposts, the boys and their mates laugh over their quirks. Then, Tessa and Liam join the boys in studio for a very special edition of ‘Jealous or Justified’. Tessa reveals what happened when an incredibly hot, cool and nice guy moved in with her and Falcs' girlfriend, Sarah. The two stick around for the DMs, where one listener accidentally calls his brother's girlfriend "babe", another is questioning whether sleeping with someone else before you're officially dating is a betrayal, and one bloke discovers his mate has booked the exact same restaurant for a first date. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Almost Missed The World Cup 20 Oct 2026

Do you have so many inside jokes with your mates that you’ve basically developed your own secret language? Well, the boys and their friends have taken this to the nth degree. They can have entire conversations that make absolutely zero sense to anyone else, and today they’re ready to prove it. Then, buckle in, because the boys are taking you through the many twists and turns of their absolutely diabolical journey to the World Cup final in NYC. So much went wrong that they’re questioning whether they should’ve been there at all. And in the Q+A, they've got a new name for all our poddy listeners, a rattling YouTube search history story, and one listener who’s seriously regretting crossing a friendship boundary. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylie Minogue and the AFL Grand Final 13 Oct 2026

The boys are back on Australian soil and have some explaining to do. Starting with how they ended up performing alongside Kylie Minogue at the AFL Grand Final, making videos with her, Jack completely butchering his one line and then doing possibly the worst thing imaginable to Dom Dolla later that night. Then, at what age do you officially become too old for certain things? The boys debate everything from giving hickeys and going clubbing to playing on a playground. And in Q+A, the boys reveal how they ended up parked next to Alix Earle's yacht in Monaco, a listener shares his own truth circle story, and another listener has some serious issues with the boys' ranking of the trades. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Met a Man Who Thought He Was a Bear 06 Oct 2026

Jarch from We Mean Well joins the boys to talk about unfortunate nicknames, including one from his childhood that has haunted him ever since. Then, the boys take us back through one of the more questionable experiences from their travels: spending the day with a bear shaman who genuinely believed he was a bear. It ends with Jack needing stitches. Plus, in the DMs: are you too old to still be living with your parents at 28? How do you make a move on someone at your local coffee shop? And how early is too early to show someone your list of future baby names? Instagram Jarch from We Mean Well Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Girlfriends Enter the Vault 29 Sep 2026

The boys girlfriends are in the booth and FINALLY stepping into the Girlfriend Vault. They’ve heard enough, and they’re ready to unleash. Then, the boys put Falcon’s mum Bernie to the ultimate test. Just how far would she go to protect her son’s reputation? Turns out, VERY far. Including being more than willing to lie to a reporter to make him look better. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Was Jack Doing Under the Covers? 22 Sep 2026

Jack and his mate Billy revisit the few weeks they spent sharing a bed back in the day and finally clear up a VERY uncomfortable misunderstanding that Billy has believed for years. Then, we decide to put Falcs’ reading skills to the ultimate test with a fake ad read designed to be almost impossible to get through. Jack’s in on it, Falc’s has absolutely no idea, its a tough listen. Plus, in the DMs: how long can you reasonably kick your housemate out to “set the vibe”? Should you get a dog when you know you’ll end up doing all the work? And who’s actually more romantic between the two boys. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Allan's Hook Up From Hell 15 Sep 2026

Happy Allan joins the boys this week - the larrikin party guy who’s gone viral more times than we can count for his disturbing ability to eat a Long John in one bite. And naturally, he comes armed with an outrageous rattled hookup story, involving a girl, an unexpected ex-boyfriend and an escape. Then, we asked you for your worst wedding horror stories, and you absolutely delivered. Cooked speeches, family blow-ups and everything in between. Plus, in the DMs: first date advice, losing your V-card and Jack’s feet. Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Ranked Every Tradie From Softest to Hardest 08 Sep 2026

The boys are going back to their roots this week - and they’ve brought in two men with 25+ years on the tools to settle one of Australia’s most important debates: which tradie is the softest, and which is the hardest? Then, the boys take us back to one of their favourite trips ever: Kyrgyzstan. How they ended up there, launching their business Arrival, and the people they met along the way. Plus, your DMs. Is 30 too late to completely change careers? What happens when you lie about loving camping and accidentally sign yourself up for it to impress a guy? And is your girlfriend using your full government name a red flag? Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every Bloke Has A Hero Fantasy 01 Sep 2026

Every guy thinks they’d be great in an emergency. Falcs is happy to admit he absolutely would not be. After being taken down by a bull ant (and failing to live up to Sarah’s expectations of bravery) the boys get into why men are so convinced they’d be heroes in a crisis. And, naturally, why every bloke thinks they could win a point against Federer. Then we hear your stories of the worst places you’ve ever woken up, which brings back some questionable memories for Jack and Falcs. Plus, in the DMs, ridiculous fights with friends, the worst people to travel with, and is a boyfriend calling his mum every morning a green flag or a red flag? Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Boys Get a Sex Education 25 Aug 2026

We asked you for the worst possible times you’ve ever run into an ex - and you absolutely delivered. From painfully awkward to situations straight out of a nightmare, we hear the run-ins that would make anyone consider moving cities. Then, Elouise Eftos (Australia’s first attractive comedian) joins the boys to give them a much-needed lesson in sex from a woman’s perspective. Female orgasms, sex drive, the positions women actually like and the things men think they’re doing right in bed. And in the DMs: the boys reveal how they first met their girlfriends. Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell The Wiggles To Watch Their Back 18 Aug 2026

Falcon has discovered there’s serious money in children’s entertainment and, naturally, his first thought is to exploit that into a new business venture. Freshly an uncle and horrified by how catchy kids’ songs are, he’s decided to go head-to-head with The Wiggles by creating his own baby song. Unfortunately, he’s created something deeply disturbing. Apologies to your ears in advance. The boys then get real about overseas romances, before hearing from a listener whose holiday love story went south. In the DMs: the boys give career advice they’re arguably unqualified to give, unpack an unhealthy relationship with golf, and attempt the impossible task of understanding teenage boys. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dom's Nude Modelling Gig 11 Aug 2026

Dom is back in the booth! This time, Dommy’s story involves accepting a gig as a nude model for a bachelorette party, prompting a few memories from the boys about times they’ve been left naked and afraid. Next up, Lulu confronts Jack with a memory from when Dom and Sarah travelled with the boys to New York City for New Year’s Eve - and it involves Jack fumbling the bag big time. In the DMs, the boys tackle listener dilemmas including what to do about your partner’s weird Instagram stories, how often you should actually be washing your bedsheets, and, of course, reality TV. Oh, and if everyone could please tell Falcon how wrong he is about his lemon experiment, that would be great. Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram guest/producer: Lulu (sarahjaneadams) Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Waking Up In The Wrong House 04 Aug 2026

The boys are known for their sketches, so this week we're bringing back some of their most beloved characters. From the real estate agent to the football coach and a baby, we throw them into increasingly ridiculous scenarios to see just how long they can stay in character. The boys then get on a listener, Chucky, to share a rattled story about waking up after a big night with a toddler screaming at her unsure where she is. Plus, in the DMs: a hookup that somehow resulted in a three-minute voicemail, first date jitters, and being caught in a lie in real time. Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Boys Play Cupid 28 Jul 2026

The boys are back dishing out questionable love advice this week, helping lasts weeks listener come up with a creative way to properly ask out the girl he's been seeing. Then, fan-favourite segment The Vault makes its return, listener submission edition. My god, are you all fired up. And in the DMs this week: one listener shares her confident pub pick-up line, while another asks the boys to settle a modern dating dilemma once and for all: is it ever okay to approach someone at the gym, or is it an absolute no-go? Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Saying “I Love You” Freak Out 21 Jul 2026

This week starts with a voice memo from a listener facing one of the biggest relationship dilemmas there is - when and how should you say “I love you”? That kicks off a chat with the boys' own stories of blurting it out at the worst possible times, the “exclusive debate” and how to ask someone out properly. Then Jack relives the horror of getting called out in the middle of a Zoom meeting for very obviously not paying attention. That opens the floodgates for listener stories about the most embarrassing things they've been caught doing on work calls. LINKS Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram https://bit.ly/inspiredpod-ig . Follow Lulu on IG @sarahjaneadams https://www.instagram.com/sarahjaneadams/ . Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele and Matt Ford Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams (Lulu) Social Producer: Zoe Panaretos Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper For more great podcasts head to https://www.listnr.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liam Nearly Started a Riot, Falcon Joined a Cult 14 Jul 2026

The boys are joined by their good mate Liam, who takes everyone back to one of the most terrifying moments from filming their TV show, Impractical Jokers. His challenge? Pretend to be the world's most obnoxious reporter while interviewing UFC superstar Bam Bam... in front of a crowd of his die-hard fans. It was pretty much a near death experience. Then, Falcon returns from Burning Man a changed man. Since attending his first ‘burn’ he is officially a convert and tries to explain why the week in the Nevada desert was unlike anything he's ever experienced. Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Guest: Liam Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Gibb’s Adult Circumcision 07 Jul 2026

This episode starts exactly where you'd expect: with comedian Will Gibb recounting the horrors of his adult circumcision. It somehow spirals into Jack confessing the time he abandoned a girl mid-hang out because he had to rush himself to hospital. Then, the boys expose one of their biggest flaws: they're absolutely useless with remembering names. After Falcon accidentally blanked a very notable golfer at what may have been the worst possible moment, Lulu decides to put the boys through a brutal memory test using three people they'd met around the office just hours earlier. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Guest: Will Gibb Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dom Has a Crush On His Dentist 30 Jun 2026

Meet-cutes aren't dead... at least not for Dom! The boys are joined again by their best mate Dom, who shares the surprising story of falling in love, how it all unfolded, and the reason his girlfriend is now known as "Pumpkin." Then, it's time to rile everyone up as the boys attempt the impossible: ranking every major Australian city from best to worst. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Guest: Dom Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re Keeping The House!! 23 Jun 2026

How do the boys handle jealousy? In this episode, they put themselves to the test, running through a series of classic scenarios to find out. From a partner who can't stop talking about their ex, to a sibling getting a bigger handout from mum and dad, or a friend landing your dream job, they debate when jealousy is normal or not. Then, after hosting a full-blown funeral for their sharehouse and emotionally preparing everyone for its demise, the group of 30-something-year-olds (all in long-term relationships, one engaged) make a shock decision: they're keeping it. Jack and Falcs are tasked with breaking the news to their girlfriends, and let's just say the reactions couldn't have been more different. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If You're Not Crying In A ‘Truth Circle’, Was It Even A Good Night? 16 Jun 2026

After the chaos of Jack's girlfriend's dad falsely accusing people of stealing his necklace in Bali, the boys were flooded with messages from listeners sharing their own stories of getting it spectacularly wrong. From accusing coworkers of stealing office food, to being convinced someone was high when they absolutely weren't. Then, fresh off their Bali padel retreat, Jack and Falcs recount what turned into one of the best nights they've ever had. A group of blokes who were complete strangers just days earlier somehow ended up getting matching tattoos, sitting in a 3am ‘truth circle’ and shedding a few tears. For the boys, that's a fairly standard Saturday night. For their new mates, however, it was a slightly more unexpected experience. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Falcon Bombed, Bill Has Food Poisoning 09 Jun 2026

Finally, Falcon revives his DJ career in front of one of the toughest crowds imaginable: a bunch of 19-year-old college kids. So many things went wrong, the boys genuinely lost count. Then, Jack gives us the update on the Bali trip with both his parents and his girlfriend’s parents. We always suspected something would inevitably go wrong - but a six-hour stand-off involving the police definitely wasn’t on the bingo card. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack Hates Morning Sex 02 Jun 2026

It’s true: Jack hates morning sex. He’s also got a few other controversial opinions up his sleeve, as does Falcs. It’s a rough day to be a gender reveal party… or a high school sweetheart. Jack then prepares for a holiday with his entire family and his girlfriend’s parents (is that even a normal situation?). To calm the nerves and test just how much his family has his back, he decides to prank his mum. Finally, the boys answer your questions about dating profiles, dealing with a mate’s terrible sense of humour, and a very rattling Strava story. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Guest: Soep Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Demanding Lobster Linguine, Puppies & Limos 26 May 2026

The boys check back in with the worst manager ever to hear how negotiations are going… and things have escalated quickly. Falcon’s rider now includes golden retriever puppies and even his face plastered on the side of a bus. Then, the boys reopen The Vault, this time with listener submissions in the form of very angry voice memos. We also hear from you guys in the DMs - chatting about being ghosted, rattled and what's in Jack's bank account. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Follow @jacksoepono on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Guest: Jack Soepono @jacksoepono . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Falcon’s Going To College (God Help Us) 19 May 2026

After discovering an old email account made for Falcon’s “DJ career”, the boys realise he’s been unknowingly ignoring gig requests for YEARS. Colleges, clubs, random events… all sitting there unanswered because his mate, Soep, may genuinely be the worst manager in Australia. Naturally, the boys decide it’s time to relaunch DJ Falcs properly. Then, Lulu joins the podcast to investigate one of life’s greatest mysteries: men. Why do blokes insist they’re never cold? Whats the obsession with the BBQ? And are blue balls actually real or a myth? LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Guest: Soep Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worst Place To Get A Boner 12 May 2026

The boys are way too excited to debut a brand new segment… rattling off all the absolute worst places you could possibly get a sudden boner. Inspired by traumatic real-life moments of theirs (think parachute pants and high school). Then, we get a listener on the line who shares a hilariously disturbing story from a family holiday in Amsterdam. In the DMs, the boys answer a few questions about the realities of moving overseas for love and what their favourite music is. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Share House Is Dead 05 May 2026

Four boys in their 30s - one now engaged - finally say a long, regretful goodbye to their beloved share house. Dom, Grant, Falc's and Jack even got matching tattoos to express their love for this house. But is it finally time to grow up and move on? In this episode, the boys host a full-blown funeral for the house, complete with black suits, somber music, and an emotional eulogy from each of them. Then, they stay in the booth to answer a few house-related DMs. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's Actually Get Vulnerable 28 Apr 2026

This week, the boys are joined by one of their best mates, Liam, who shares a truly rattled story from their time filming Impractical Jokers, involving a prank gone too far, a very public apology, and the worst possible person to witness it. Then, in a rare turn, things get real. The boys sit down with producer Lulu for a bit of an unexpected therapy session - opening up about anxiety and panic attacks, Falcs’ confidence, and what it’s actually like trying to be best mates and work together. Then a pivot to listener DMs, and they are unhinged. LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on IG @listnrentertainment Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on TikTok @listnrentertainment CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Guest: Liam Moore Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Life Lessons With Hamish Blake 21 Apr 2026

Hamish Blake is in the studio this week and comes in hot with a rattled story about his pre-golf nerves, affirmations, and one very unfortunate text that was never meant to be sent. Then, things get practical. Jack calls Falcs out for being physically unable to say no to anything. So Hamish steps in to coach him on the art of saying "no". The boys give Hamish a few fake scenarios to test just how good he is at making up excuses on the spot. And of course, we couldn’t let him leave without getting involved in your DMs - from the best way to pull a sickie, to what to do when the feelings aren’t mutual, to mums getting a little too comfortable on Instagram. LINKS: Check out Hamish’s golf goals at @hamishblakeshotz in Instagram Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram . Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on IG @listnrentertainment Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on TikTok @listnrentertainment CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Guest: Hamish Blake @hamishblakeshotz . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams (LuLu) @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Opened The Vault Again 14 Apr 2026

It’s finally time to step back into The Vault. The boys properly unload their petty frustrations, minor inconveniences and things that shouldn’t matter but absolutely do. As expected, it gets out of hand quickly, with Falcon yelling into the mic a lot. Falc also has a full-blown parenting crisis… except it’s about his dog. He can’t seem to discipline at all, can’t sleep, and the dog has absolutely destroyed Jack’s room. Is this proof he’s nowhere near ready to be a Dad? Finally, the DMs. This week: Gen Z slang that makes no sense, dealing with cheapskate friends, and a travel tip after being pickpocketed. As always, the advice is questionable at best but they give it a crack. LINKS: Check out @domlittrich on Instagram Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram . Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams (LuLu) @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's Been Sending Falcon Flowers? 07 Apr 2026

Falcs is trying to wrap his head around the fact his girlfriend bought him flowers for their anniversary. Is that play on? Is there a boy equivalent to flowers? Then, Dom’s back! And after Falcs’ recent betrayal at the hands of a hairdresser, the boys unpack the most offensive betrayals in life - from stiff nights to questionable hairlines. And just when it couldn’t get worse, Falcs reveals the new pet name his girlfriend’s been calling him. LINKS: Check out @domlittrich on Instagram Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram . Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams . Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack Pocket Dialled His Ex... 31 Mar 2026

After two years off (and relentless bullying in the DMs), you've finally got your wish, they’re back. And yes, they’ve returned on April Fools for dramatic effect. The boys kick things off with a proper rattled story: Jack pocket dialling his ex while sitting next to his current girlfriend. Then Lulu (Sarah) grills the boys on what they’ve actually been doing for the past two years - from travels to medical dramas to airport nightmares and nightmare hangovers. Then, they dive into a few of the questions that have been patiently waiting in the DMs. Jack and Falcs offer their two cents on your dilemmas and questionable decisions. And of course, it all wraps up with a little inspiration. It’s bloody good to be back! LINKS: Follow @theinspiredunemployedpodcast on Instagram . Send us your stories at https://bit.ly/inspired-listener . Watch the podcast on Youtube at https://bit.ly/inspired-vodcast . Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on IG @listnrentertainment Follow LiSTNR Entertainment on TikTok @listnrentertainment CREDITS Hosts: Jack Steele @jacksteele and Matt Ford @falc0nnn . Executive Producer: Lulu (Sarah-Jane Adams @sarahjaneadams) Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper Audio and Video Editor: Nat Marshall Social and Digital Producer: Zoe Panaretos Managing Producer: Mike Williams and Sam Cavanagh Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Trailer? 31 Mar 2026

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Dedicated to Those Three Words 13 Aug 2024

First off, the boys make a regretful announcement before launching into all the hilarious stories from their new Impractical Jokers season kicking off tonight. Next, Jack reveals how he finally said those three words while playing a card game in Paris. Finally, Falcs and Jack laugh over a few things you definitely cannot do while in front of your girlfriend's Dad. Love you guys. It's not goodbye it's see you later!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to The Baby Baton 06 Aug 2024

Bonjour from Paris! The boys recap their week working at the Olympics and share a story of how they made an unlikely new German friend. Then it's time to meet Margaret!! Margaret doesn't hold back revealing what Falcon is like in a relationship and as her fierce protector. He may now never, ever live down the Baby Baton. Finally, the boys explain how their recent obsession with health devices has both helped and ruined their lives. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to The Paris Olympics 30 Jul 2024

We cross to the boys live in Paris for their coverage of the Olympic Games! They tell Sarah about the athletes they've met, what they've seen and how they've already nearly got arrested. Next up, the man behind all their YouTube videos, Soep, reveals what behind-the-scenes moments have been too hectic to make the final cut (or just too embarrassing for Jack). Finally, it's time to indulge in a little dark humour. The boys go through a few listener submissions from times people have been caught laughing when they shouldn't. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to The Enhanced Games 23 Jul 2024

The boys have plenty of questions to ask Aussie Olympic Swimmer James Magnussen after finding out he plans to compete in 'The Enhanced Games'. Set to take place in 2025, it will pretty much be like the Olympics if the Olympics were to allow performance-enhancing drugs. Next up, Jack and Falcs laugh over the many listener submissions received after using the phrase 'none of my business'. Finally, they're overdue for an honest heart-to-heart and so the boys turn to a card game 'We're Not Really Strangers' to help them get deep. Instagram See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to the Housemate Vault 16 Jul 2024

Ever wish you could have a go at your housemates? Well ... Dom, Jack, Falcs and Liam are introducing 'the housemate vault' so they have a space safe to voice all the weird and questionable living habits they each have. Next up, Daffy is on the podcast!! Jack's new girlfriend talks about a few things girls go through that guys don't seem to have much of an understanding of, including their cycles. Finally, it's time to add another chapter to the Ultimate Travel Guidebook. This time, it's Jack reminding us all of the importance of reading reviews before you pick a place to stay or eat. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Spider Bites 09 Jul 2024

Back by popular demand is the Inspired Unemployed's Ultimate Travel Guide Book. Dom shares the important tip of having travel insurance after finding himself in hospital after not one but two holidays. Next up, the boys make it up to Sarah after forgetting her birthday with a very generous gift. She can't have it that easy though, she has to complete a few challenges first. Finally, Jack talks about how the recent travels with his Dad around Vietnam made him realise that maybe he's the real adult between them both now. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to The Retired Gentleman's League 02 Jul 2024

After a seven year wait, the Retired Gentleman's League have finally made their debut performance, at none other than an RSL in Kiama for Jack's Mum's Tennis Club Presentation Night. Dom and the boys rehash the hilarity of the night and share snippets of their first ever live gig. Next up, Jack and Falcon fill each other in on what happened on their respective recent holidays! Jack went on a motorbike tour of Vietnam with his dad and Falcon on a surf trip in Mentawai. Finally, we hear from listeners about their horrific dating stories that ended with a trip to the ER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Laughing When You Shouldn’t 25 Jun 2024

The band is back together! After over two years hiatus, Dom and Bill are officially told the news that the Retired Gentleman's League has booked a gig (and that they only one week to practice). Falcs also teases a snippet of the Retired Gentleman's League original song ‘We’re Not F**king Leaving’. Jack and Falcs laugh over the bunch of listener submissions received after the recent discussion about things people do that make you think, ‘that’s bold’. Finally, it’s time to reflect on the times the boys have been caught giggling at very inappropriate times, such as a funeral. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Nudist Beaches 18 Jun 2024

The boys and Sarah laugh while admitting to a few things they’ve decided are now ‘none of their business’. Their take on the TikTok trend about things you probably should care about but have decided to dismiss. Next up, Falcon chats about how his first time at a nudist beach went and what etiquette rules should be followed if you’re considering baring all. Finally, it’s time to find out if the local Kiama tennis club committee has agreed to have their band perform at their presentation night. httpt://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Erogenous Zones 11 Jun 2024

The inbox is flooded with listeners needing a safe space to get things off their chest, so the boys have decided to open The Vault again. Jack then follows up on a text his mum sent asking them to perform at her local ladies' tennis club presentation night at the RSL. Should they say yes? Finally, Sarah and the boys read out an article titled 'Random Spots That Are Erogenous Zones'. Hint: it's not the elbow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Falcon's Tongue 04 Jun 2024

Falcon was tackled during a game of rugby and hurt his tongue. So, this is a very special episode dedicated to how painfully funny he now sounds trying to speak. To give Falcs a break from talking, we got his doppelgänger from Lime Cordiale in the studio to tell the boys a cheeky rattled story. Finally, Jack confesses to a time he faced a somewhat similar injury that landed him in the emergency room while on a date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Jack's Big Muscles 28 May 2024

Jack has declared himself an Ectomorph who is fed up with working out and trying to get abs, so he calls a Personal Trainer to finally get a routine that will work. Their mate forrest then joins the pod to share the story of when he got brutally friendzoned. Finally, the Hello Sports boys share their funny sporting moments. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to NRL vs AFL 21 May 2024

It's time to settle a seriously great debate. NRL or AFL? Taking the side of AFL is former professional player and host of the Dyl and Friends podcast, Dyl Buckley. Taking the side of NRL are Tom and Eddy, hosts of the Hello Sports Podcast. A few weeks ago the boys admitted to the grossest things they do while alone, now we're hearing even more filthy confessions from you listeners. Finally, does a Dad joke ever land? Jack and Falcs test how many they can say before cracking a laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to the Ick Olympics 14 May 2024

Can you really give someone the ick if they actually like them? The boys put the theory to the test with their partners by secretly filming themselves completing a series of ick's. Sarah joins the boys in the studio to discuss and gives kudos to the bravest stupid things they’ve seen people do. Finally, Jack and Falcs debate what sport different trades would be. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Work Screw Ups 07 May 2024

The Vault (listener edition) is BACK. It’s time to play a few of the angry voice memos we’ve received recently in a safe space. Next, Jack and Falcs admit to a few big mistakes they made in their past jobs. Finally, Jack's mum joins us on the pod for a Mother's Day treat, the opportunity to roast her son on the mic. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Fit Checks 30 Apr 2024

We all have questions about Jacks recent relationship hard launch strategy. Why? How? Who’s idea was that? It’s time to unpack. Are you smarter than a five-year-old? Because Jack and Falcs are not. A kindergartner joins the studio this week to verse the boys in a special round of ‘definitions’. Finally, we have an update from our favourite new influencer, Boozy. https://www.instagram.com/josh.bousie/ https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dedicated to Our Future 23 Apr 2024

The boys ring their mate Cal to share the ultimate ‘I love you story’, involving a near death experience. To celebrate five years of being a working duo, a professional psychic is welcomed into the studio to reveal what the next five years might look like. Will they still work together? Still be friends? What about marriage? Finally, it’s time for businessman Jack to give his first client, Boozy, his influencer content schedule. His Instagram is here if you want to follow the journey: https://www.instagram.com/josh.bousie/ https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.